It’s The Little Things – 2

May 29, 2009 at 6:57 am (Expatriate, Preparing for Saudi Arabia, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia)

Continuing a discussion of things it is good to know if you’re coming to visit, live in, or work in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

  1. Prayer time governs EVERYTHING. I’d be hard pressed to emphasize how important this fact is in getting through the day.  I’ve written about it before, but it bears repeating.  In Saudi Arabia, nearly everything stops five times each day: 1) Fajr (Dawn); 2) Shorook (Sunrise); 3) Zuhr (Noon); 4) Asr (Afternoon); 5) Maghrib (Sunset); 6) Isha (Night).  Yes, I listed six, but the main five are numbers 2 – 6.  Stores close.  Restaurants close.  Some restaurants and stores will let you stay inside and shop; but, many will not.  Business meetings come to a halt.  Most Muslims will stop and pray at these times.  There some who do not, but most do.  So, you must plan not only your commercial, but your social activities around prayer time.  Prayer time is based on the position of the sun; so it changes throughout the year.  Most of us keep a sheet identifying the daily times.  I use IslamiCity.com as my source of prayer times.  They are not so strict in other Muslim countries, but they are very strict in KSA.
  2. The weekend is Thursday and Friday…NOT…Saturday and Sunday. I have written about this previously, but this is a biggie.  Of all the things that required adjustment for me, this was the most difficult.  After a while, you get used to it, and it’s just the weekend…though, it is almost impossible to shake the feeling that Saturday should be the start of the weekend rather than the start of the work week.  In most Arabic countries, the weekend is Friday and Saturday…why it is Thursday here, I don’t know.  But, this has greater impact than just your personal psyche.  Business with US and European counterparts is pretty much limited to three days a week.  Saudis take off Thursday & Friday; Westerners take off Saturday & Sunday.  While there are exceptions to the no business statement, it holds true in most cases.  Thursday will sometimes see half-days, but most folks take the full day. Everyone likes their weekend.
  3. Business is rarely, if ever, conducted on Friday. This is one of the hardest things for Western business people to realize.  Friday is the Islamic holy day.  While it is not against the Q’uran to conduct business on Jumu’a (Friday), except one hour before noon prayer (that is how I understand it anyway), the practical matter is most stores and restaurants don’t open until 1pm.  Most of the ones that do open close at 10am or 11am.  After 1pm, it’s almost exclusively stores and restaurants, which open – except in emergency situations.  Islam requires all adherents to participate in public prayer at a mosque on Jumu’a, which is held at noon.  Many of the TV channels actually switch to prayers for those who cannot attend.  If there is a single day commonly used as a  day of rest, it is Jumu’a.  Even the lower caste folks who do all the crappy work are given the day off.  No business on Friday.  None.  Anywhere in the Arabic world.  Except for emergencies.

I have more items to offer up to those preparing to come to Saudi Arabia, which I’ll be posting.  I hope someone finds them useful.

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“Obama is coming! Obama is coming!”

May 28, 2009 at 5:27 am (Expatriate, Preparing for Saudi Arabia, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia)

OK.

I find that a bit more exciting than having King Abdullah transit past.  But, only slightly so.

President Obama will be in Riyadh on 3 June.  It’s in all the papers here, and folks are anticipating his arrival with great interest.  I went to a function at the American Embassy last night, and while waiting in line to get inside, members of the advance team arrived in black SUVs and unmarked bobtail trucks.  They didn’t show up all together, but in groupings – most likely a sensible security measure.

Unfortunately, foreign dignitaries tend arrive around the time I leave work.  The traffic is bad at that point anyway – a city with a population slightly less than LA  and much less infrastructure – and the arrival of the US President only exacerbates the situation.  I commented on this when President Bush visited in January 2007.

Still, as an expat,  it’s kind of cool when your own national leader is in the same country as you are.  And, like in the US and Europe, Obama is quite popular throughout Asia, especially in the Middle East.  Again, it’s the hope that things will be different under his administration than under the previous one.  Not everyone sees it this way, but that is the prevailing point of view.  I’ll try to monitor the local papers and see what is said in them about the visit.

Any way it goes, I guess I’ll be taking the back route to the compound on Wednesday.

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The Beautiful Game

May 24, 2009 at 6:07 pm (Expatriate, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, Sports, Television)

Baseball long ago displaced my youthful, Texas schoolboy fascination with the NFL.  I stopped watching the NBA in the late 80s, early 90s, when they stopped playing basketball and started showboating.  (I still love college basketball, especially March Madness.)  Golf is interesting, but not for a whole afternoon.  Wimbledon is awesome; but, I am not going to watch tons of obscure tournaments.

But, I have to admit that European Football, especially the English Premier League (EPL), is making a serious run at becoming my favorite sport.  I cannot imagine a sport with more drama.  I am not exaggerating when I say that every goal scored, every goal allowed, every game won, and every game lost – throughout the entire season – has astounding impact on the outcome of the season.  Two years ago, one team dropped and another stayed up because the latter scored one goal more than the former on the last day of the season.   Seriously, people who say soccer is boring really don’t understand the game or have not ever watched it played at this level.

Today was the last day of the season in the EPL.  Although the championship was determined last week, and one of the teams to drop to the next lower league was also determined last week – two relegation positions remained, and two teams were fighting for spots to compete in European Interleague competitions paralleling the regular sport seasons of the European Leagues.

Four teams fought to not be relegated today:  Middlesbrough, Newcastle, Hull, and Sunderland.  All four teams lost.  But, all four teams had a real shot at winning.  If Newcastle or Middlesbrough had won, Hull would have dropped.  If Newcastle or Hull had won, Sunderland would have been in serious danger of dropping.  In the end, Newcastle and Middlesbrough dropped.  Players and fans cried and shook their heads in disbelief.  At Hull, the manager sang to the crowd, and they cheered the team on the pitch as they realized they would reamain in the EPL yet one more year.

This is huge business, too.  The EPL is the richest sports league in the world.  Manchester United, the league champions, have displaced the Dallas Cowboys as the most valuable sports franchise in the world.  The EPL is the most watched sports league in the world, beamed throughout Europe, Asia, South America, and even the United States.  The Super Bowl may boast being seen in tons of countries, but the EPL is watched in tons of countries.  Relegation to from the EPL to the Championship League means a loss of millions of dollars.  Likewise promotion to the EPL from the Championship League means a gain of millions of dollars.

Sadly, European Football may become a victim of its own success.  The salaries are skyrocketing.  Egos are beginning to reveal primadonas.  Sometimes the players or managers eclipse the teams and the game.  Fortunately, though, for right now, the game is still true, and the fans are an integral part of each team’s interests.

I hope they find a way to retain that.  I know one thing…I am a fan for life.

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Cremation vs Burial

May 24, 2009 at 4:23 pm (Expatriate, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia)

I am an unapologetic proponent of cremation.

I have been since I was a young man and realized that cemeteries are a huge waste of good land.  No religious prohibitions for me.  No fear of needing the ol’ bod after dying.  No respect for the money grubbing funeral industry.   If anyone should ever tell you that I wanted to be buried, they’re lying.  Not that I have an opinion on the subject or anything.

My wife and kids are well aware of this stance, and they know what to do with me when the day comes.    Should something happen at home, or in the USA or Canada, it’s not going to be a problem.  Cremate.  Box.  Ship home.  Hold massive, drunken wake, and toast me with awesome 30-year-old single-malt scotch and fine Oregon microbrews.

Much less expensive.

Unfortunately, the folks here in KSA don’t believe in cremation.  Apparently, it’s a Middle East thing.  Not that I am planning to die or anything; but one must plan for contingencies, and I would want it to be as easy on my family as possible.  Nope, no cremation services in this country.  At least, not that I know of, anyway.  Box.  Ship home.  Cremate.  Hold massive, drunken wake, and toast me with awesome 30-year-old single-malt scotch and fine Oregon microbrews.

MUCH more expensive.

Ah well.  What can you do?

BTW, anybody brings a blend or even comes close to my place with a Miller Lite for my wake…I WILL come back to haunt you…and it will NOT be pretty.  You’ve been warned.

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Yes, Virginia…I am overweight!

May 23, 2009 at 4:15 pm (Uncategorized)

I am no longer obese!  I am merely overweight!

Weighed in at 219 this morning.  That’s down -53 

Especially important to me – it puts my Body Mass Index at 29.7.

Yeah, I know…body fat is more accurate, assuming it a water displacement measurement.  But, hey, I don’t have that available.  So, I’ll take the more coarse calculation and run with it.

Now, I have to start buying some new clothes. 

Darn.

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It’s The Little Things – 1

May 22, 2009 at 8:34 am (Expatriate, Preparing for Saudi Arabia, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia)

So…you’ve been offered a job in Saudi Arabia.  Or, your husband has been offered a job in Saudi Arabia.

(Note: Unless a doctor or a nurse, a Western woman will NOT be offered a position in KSA.  Women from South Asia, East Africa, and the Philipines do get offered positions, but as maids or nannies.  Trust me when I tell you, you do NOT want to be a maid or a nanny in KSA.  [NOTE: Most nurses who work in the hospitals available to the general public, including Westerners, are Filipina.])

But, in any case, you’re coming to KSA to work for a while.  What is it that you need to know to make the adjustment smoother?  Periodically, I am going to list a few things you need to know to prepare yourself.  Many of them are small things, of which I wish someone had made me aware.  Some are pretty obvious.  Some are not.  All are fairly important.

  1. Learn to count in Arabic and to recognize Arabic numerals. Those of us in the West are taught our numerals are Arabic numerals (as opposed to Roman numerals).  The truth is, they’re derived from Arabic numerals.  In reality, there is a significant difference.  Wahid (1-one) does look pretty close to a Western “1″, and tissa (9-nine) does look like a Western “9″.  But, with the exception of sitta (6-six), which looks like a Western “7″, that is where the similarity stops.  Sifir (0-zero) looks like a dot.  Arba’a (4-four ) looks like the Greek letter epsilon.  Thamania (8-eight) looks like an upside down “V”, though the upright “V” looks like saba’a (7-seven).  Ithnayn (2-two) looks like a backward “7″, while thalatha (3-three) looks like a wavy backward “7″.  Khamsa (5-five) looks like a rounded triangle, and it can be mistaken easily  with the Western zero.  Confused?  Probably.  But, the thing is, it’s really, really, really important to be able to recognize these numerals at a glance.  Car license numbers are written this way, and that is often how you identify your car.  Prices are mostly written in Arabic, which means that you need to know this in order to have an idea what you’re paying.  And – this is IMPORTANT – your Iqama will be written in Arabic, and you REALLY need to be able to recognize your IQAMA number.  The iqama is the most important document you will have, and it is vital you be able to read at least the number on, if nothing else to make sure it gets transcribed correctly by someone else who may use it.
  2. If your employer does not have a facilitator on staff, hire one yourself. Few, if any, clerk-level bureaucrats speak English.  If they do, it is rare that it is not poorly spoken and understood.  And, there are misunderstandings of words, which happens anytime there is a translation from one language to another; precise language translation is an art form. You’ll need a driver’s license.  You might get a ticket and need to pay it.  Maybe you’ll need to go down to the Alien Registration office to get an Exit/Re-Entry Visa.  Perhaps you’ll want to enroll in a course in Arabic at a local university.  All of these tasks can best be handled by someone who speaks Arabic fluently.  Often these tasks require multiple trips or lengthy sessions to accomplish.  THIS IS A TRUE BUREAUCRACY.  Facilitators make it a much, much simpler task – many of them know shortcuts or have some wasta (an “in”) at various places.  Trust me.  It works better with a facilitator and is a LOT less annoying.  Whenever you may be required personally, they can streamline the process and whisk you right through whatever you’re trying to accomplish.  If you hire your own facilitator, ALWAYS get recommendations – and require receipts.  Do not just hire someone off the street.  Only hire someone recommended to you.
  3. Give up on the English Imperial System of Measurement. Folks, metric is here, and it is here to stay.  Learn it.  Get used to it.  Move on.  This is true not only in KSA, but in just about any country outside of the USA or the UK.  Weight is in grams or kilograms.  Distances are in kilometers, and speeds are in kilometers/hour.  You buy gas by the liter, just as you buy milk or water or juice.  Learn to do quick, relative comparison conversions…figure out what amount you really need…then just go with the metric; it is so very much easier to do.  If you’re driving, you do not need to know your distance in miles or your speed in miles/hour at all.  Even if you’re trying to figure out how long it takes to get somewhere, you’ll simply divide the number of kilometers (or klicks, in slang) by the speed in kph.  Metric.  It is reality.

That’s where I’ll stop this time.  I’ll post more as I note them.  I hope they help someone, or provide a peek behind the scenes, for someone who is reading this.

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The Arab Sense of Humor

May 20, 2009 at 7:43 pm (Expatriate, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia)

Someone at work printed out a joke someone else had emailed them the other day.

On the left side of the print-out was Da Vinci’s Mona Lisa.  On the right side was Da Vinci’s Mona Lisa with blonde, streaked hair, a face-lift, collagen lips, and huge boobs.

Beneath the pictures was the caption:  Mona Lisa after one week in Lebanon.

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“It’s the King! It’s the King!”

May 20, 2009 at 7:26 pm (Expatriate, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia)

Yeah.  Sorry.  I don’t find it that exciting.

Mostly it’s a pain in the rear because the only time I know it’s the king is when I get stuck in traffic due to his caravan transiting through rush hour traffic.  I have a great deal of empathy for the people who live in, and drive in, Washington, D.C.  Probably, it’s the same in any capital city.

Today was a perfect example of what happens when the King passes by on the road.

There’s a huge interchange near where my compound is located.  The North Ring Road runs east-west across the top of the city, toward Dariyah in one direction and Dammam in the other direction.  The East Ring Road runs north-south, toward Al-Kharj in the south and King Khalid International Airport to the north.  Just to the north of the interchange is the exit for the road that goes to Jenadriyah (remember that).

This afternoon, after leaving work, I aimed toward the compound using one of my several routes between work and the compound.  This one takes me along the North Ring Road as I near my residential compound.  Today, I wanted to go to the pharmacist in Grenada Mall and get some antibiotics (you can buy amoxicillin OTC) for this nasty sinus infection I’ve been nursing this week, which simply won’t go away.  There’s a shortcut you can take that avoids the traffic on the freeway by running along the service road to the turnaround that takes you back to the other side of the freeway and the mall.  As I veered off to do just that, I realized that the traffic for the curve off to the freeway was backing up, and the curve I would have taken to get to the compound was blocked by police.  I knew immediately one of the royal family was passing by.  And, sure enough, the other side of the freeway was completely – and I mean completely – empty.

As I neared the turnaround, a police car with flashing lights went speeding by in the empty lanes, and I knew everyone else would not be far behind.  Maybe 30 seconds behind the first cars, solid black SUVs (I never get close enough to tell if they’re HUMMERs, but that is what I think they are) went whizzing by…then…came…the HUUUGGGEEE tricked out bus…followed by more SUVs…a fire truck…an ambulance…another HUUUGGGEEE bus…more SUVs….and another cop car bringing up the tail.

That is how the King of Saudi Arabia travels.  He was either on his way to the Royal Airport, which I don’t think was the case; or, he was on his way to his horse ranch just outside of Jenadriyah, which is much more likely.  That’s where he takes important visiting dignitaries, like the US president or the Brazilian president (who visited just the other day).  I think the second bus must be for his wife and her entourage.

Oh, I forgot the two helicopters overhead.

A bit ostentatious, but it gets him from one place to the other.

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Television Scheduling

May 18, 2009 at 5:45 pm (Expatriate, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, Television)

Who was the dorksnake here in KSA who scheduled Survivor to start at 10pm??

If you get up at 5am, 10pm is really getting late.  Sure, I don’t get to bed some nights until 11pm or 12am; but, those are few and far between and are really tough the next day.

Unfortunately, I am a fan of Survivor.  So, I’ll stay up…proof that television has sapped my intelligence at least a little bit.

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The Heat

May 18, 2009 at 5:31 pm (Expatriate, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, Weight Loss)

The heat has arrived in Riyadh. 

Last week it was 111-F one day, well over 100-F everyday.  This week has been slightly less hot, but still over 100-F.  So far, this year it is not bothering me too much. 

Maybe it’s because I am exercising out in it this year.  After I talk to Cristina on the phone in the evenings, I take of and walk briskly through the compound grounds.  They actually have a nice asphalt walking path in among the trees, which I use.  Until tonight, I’ve been walking about 40 minutes a night.  Tonight, I upped the ante and did 60 minutes.  When I got done, I was sweating pretty good, and it actually was kind of cool. 

I used to be an athlete – used to run 3 1/2 miles a day, used to swim 1/4-mile a day, used to weigh 185 pounds.   As I said a couple of entries ago, I was not a very good one; but, I was in good shape.  So, I have to admit a bit of disgust when I realize just how far I let myself get to before I woke up and realized how much I needed to get back to where I was. 

Back in Australia, I used to run in the heat.  Often, it was above 100F.  I ran in the cool of the evening; but, it was still in the 80s.  Here, it’s still in the 90s when I go out walking.  In another month, it will still be in the 100s in the evening, and I will have to make a choice.  Go out and walk in that heat or walk in my living room to one of the walking/exercise DVDs I own.  I may end up being acclimated enough for it not to matter.  We’ll see.  Mostly, I just have to keep moving.

Weighed in at 222 this past Saturday.  That’s 50 pounds down.  23 pounds to reach my goal of being below 200 by the time I turn 50 in October.  Truthfully, unless something major changes, I should hit that milestone in July.  I may be at 180 by my birthday.  Wouldn’t that be a great 50th birthday present?!

Here’s hoping!

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